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Strange's Last Night's Top Ten Late-Night TV Jokes August 26 2011

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6. Craig Ferguson : The British Royal Family just got even more adorable. Prince Charles adopted a puppy. He has floppy ears, a big snout, and he poops everywhere. I don’t know what the puppy’s like.

5. Craig Ferguson : “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” stars Katie Holmes and Guy Pierce, which is also the name of the shop where I buy my nipple rings. The movie’s about small goblins that terrify a child. In a hotel room I once rented a movie called “Big Gobblin.’”

4. Craig Ferguson : “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” opens today. If it’s successful there’ll be other movies with similar titles. “Don’t Swim on a Full Stomach,” “Don’t Touch Yourself or You’ll Go Blind.” I shut my eyes during the scary parts. I close my eyes during sex, too. Well, just when the bill arrives.

3. Craig Ferguson : “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” is the only movie named after something my parents told me, and will remain so until they make one called, “Shut Up, You Fat Wee Bastard.”

2. Craig Ferguson : This week the earthquake on the East Coast, the hurricane, the anthrax scare here in the studio, and I’ve been asking, Why? Why? Why couldn’t this happen during sweeps?

1. Craig Ferguson : It’s true. An intern here opened a threatening letter which contained white powder. It turned out to be harmless, and that’s a shame, because I feel we have too many interns around here.

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